Would You Still Love Me If Questions
Worms, pigeons and pancake fame: absurd what-ifs that each end in a story about the two of you.
- Time
- 5–20 min
- Players
- Two players, no turns
- Best for
- Silly moods and slow mornings
- Deck
- 100 questions in 5 categories
How to use these what-if questions
- Pick a category from the menu under the card, or keep “All categories”.
- Read the question on the top card aloud and both answer it.
- Swipe the card away, or tap “Next question”, for the next one. Questions do not repeat until you have seen the whole category.
- Tap the heart to save a question on this device, or tap “Make a 10-question list” for a list you can copy.
When to ask would you still love me if questions
The game is a small, playful way of asking for reassurance and getting a story instead. It fits any moment that could use a grin, and it needs no setup at all.
A slow weekend morning
Turned into something over breakfast, before anyone has checked their phone for anything else.
Doing chores together
Little everyday chaos while you fold laundry or wash up, when the questions are close to what is in your hands.
A long drive
Wild life changes and Odd talents and fame, one card per exit, with the passenger reading aloud.
Ways to play would you still love me if
Yes, and…
Whoever hears the card starts with “yes, and” and adds one detail about how life would work. A worm still needs a tiny umbrella and a favorite flowerpot.
Ask it back
After the answer, the asker takes the same card. Two versions of one silly future, side by side, are twice the fun.
One card, three lines
Stay on a single card for a few rounds and take turns adding to the story: the first morning, the first outing, the first time a neighbor notices.
Getting the best answers
- Ask out of nowhere. The question is funniest when it arrives between two ordinary sentences.
- Small details beat big promises. “I would build you a moss bed in a shoebox” says more than “of course”.
- A dramatic pause before the yes is allowed, and encouraged.
All 100 would you still love me if questions by category
The complete list, grouped by category. The cards above draw from the same list, so you can read ahead here and play there.
Turned into something
Worms, pigeons, kettles and other shapes you might wake up in.
- Would you still love me if I was a worm?
- Would you still love me if I turned into a slightly grumpy houseplant overnight?
- Would you still love me if I woke up as a teakettle that whistled show tunes whenever you walked past?
- Would you still love me if I became a pigeon who followed you to work every morning?
- Would you still love me if I was a snail and every date took three weeks to reach?
- Would you still love me if I came back as a very loud rooster living on our balcony?
- Would you still love me if I turned into a sock and you could never find my other half?
- Would you still love me if I was a raccoon who only visited the kitchen at midnight?
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- Would you still love me if I became a cloud and could only follow you around on rainy days?
- Would you still love me if I was a penguin who waddled to every single date?
- Would you still love me if I turned into a cat who pushed your pens off the desk every morning?
- Would you still love me if I was a lamp that flickered every time you told a joke?
- Would you still love me if I became a sloth and needed a whole afternoon to say good morning?
- Would you still love me if I was a snowman and we could only hang out in winter?
- Would you still love me if I turned into a parrot who repeated everything you mumbled in your sleep?
- Would you still love me if I was a tiny frog living in your coat pocket?
- Would you still love me if I became a vending machine that only sold pickles?
- Would you still love me if I was a bumblebee who brought you one flower a day?
- Would you still love me if I turned into a garden gnome who rearranged the flower beds at night?
- Would you still love me if I was a squirrel hiding snacks in every corner of the house?
Strange habits
Odd little routines you would have to live with, kindly.
- Would you still love me if I narrated everything I did like a nature documentary?
- Would you still love me if I only spoke in rhymes from breakfast until bedtime?
- Would you still love me if I gave every houseplant a name and a birthday?
- Would you still love me if I clapped every time a plane landed, even on TV?
- Would you still love me if I ate cereal with a fork, on purpose, every single day?
- Would you still love me if I hummed the same three notes all day long?
- Would you still love me if I saluted every dog we passed on our walks?
- Would you still love me if I insisted on wearing a cape to the grocery store?
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- Would you still love me if I alphabetized the fridge and labeled every shelf?
- Would you still love me if I answered every phone call in a pirate voice?
- Would you still love me if I celebrated the half-birthday of everything we own?
- Would you still love me if I talked to the microwave and thanked it after every meal?
- Would you still love me if I collected rubber ducks and gave each one a job title?
- Would you still love me if I walked backward through every doorway for luck?
- Would you still love me if I ended every sentence with a tiny drumroll on the table?
- Would you still love me if I woke you up each morning with a different kazoo tune?
- Would you still love me if I kept a diary written from the point of view of our fridge?
- Would you still love me if I gave the car a full name and introduced it to our friends?
- Would you still love me if I only ate food shaped like stars for a whole month?
- Would you still love me if I did a little happy dance every time I found a parking spot?
Wild life changes
New homes, new jobs and plans nobody saw coming.
- Would you still love me if I decided to become a goat yoga teacher?
- Would you still love me if I moved us into a lighthouse with no neighbors for miles?
- Would you still love me if I chose to live on a houseboat with forty ducks?
- Would you still love me if I joined a traveling circus as the juggler who keeps dropping things?
- Would you still love me if I became a full-time mime and never spoke out loud again?
- Would you still love me if I opened a tiny café that only served soup in teacups?
- Would you still love me if I swapped our sofa for a hammock and never looked back?
- Would you still love me if I traded the car for a very patient donkey?
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- Would you still love me if I started an alpaca farm in our tiny backyard?
- Would you still love me if I became a knight who only traveled on horseback?
- Would you still love me if I moved to the South Pole to count icebergs for a living?
- Would you still love me if I decided we should live in a treehouse forever?
- Would you still love me if I became a pirate on a ship that never left the harbor?
- Would you still love me if I turned nocturnal and planned all our dates for three in the morning?
- Would you still love me if I gave up shoes and wore fluffy slippers everywhere?
- Would you still love me if I became a beekeeper with two hundred hives in the garden?
- Would you still love me if I wrote every grocery list in Latin from now on?
- Would you still love me if I toured the country selling homemade kites from a bicycle?
- Would you still love me if I moved us into a castle and called it our fortress?
- Would you still love me if I became a rodeo star in a town with no horses at all?
Odd talents and fame
Strange skills, tiny fan clubs and very specific claims to fame.
- Would you still love me if I became famous for the loudest sneeze in the world?
- Would you still love me if I went viral for dancing with a mop?
- Would you still love me if my only talent was a perfect impression of a dial-up modem?
- Would you still love me if I became the world champion of pancake stacking?
- Would you still love me if I was known nationwide as the person who talks to pigeons?
- Would you still love me if I starred in a cooking show where every dish was cereal?
- Would you still love me if I could whistle every national anthem but nothing else?
- Would you still love me if I was famous for my collection of spoons from every town?
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- Would you still love me if my portrait ended up on every jar of a pickle brand?
- Would you still love me if I became a celebrity yodeler with a fan club?
- Would you still love me if the recorder was my only instrument and I played it at every family dinner?
- Would you still love me if I held the record for spinning the most hula hoops at once?
- Would you still love me if I wrote a bestselling book about the secret lives of staplers?
- Would you still love me if I became a famous mascot and nobody ever saw who was inside?
- Would you still love me if I could only draw horses, but drew them beautifully?
- Would you still love me if I earned a gold medal in competitive napping?
- Would you still love me if I hosted a podcast about nothing but door handles?
- Would you still love me if I became the voice of a talking elevator in a big hotel?
- Would you still love me if I could talk to squirrels and told you all their opinions?
- Would you still love me if my magic tricks only ever worked when nobody was watching?
Little everyday chaos
Crumbs, lost socks, snooze buttons and other small household mysteries.
- Would you still love me if I left one cracker in the box so I did not have to throw it away?
- Would you still love me if I put the milk back with just one spoonful left?
- Would you still love me if I lost one sock from every pair we own?
- Would you still love me if I sang the wrong words to every song in the car, loudly?
- Would you still love me if I hit snooze nine times every morning?
- Would you still love me if I never remembered which drawer the spoons live in?
- Would you still love me if I opened every package from the wrong end?
- Would you still love me if I left forty browser tabs open on every device we share?
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- Would you still love me if I followed the robot vacuum around the house to supervise it?
- Would you still love me if I accidentally set every alarm in the house for four in the morning?
- Would you still love me if I told the same funny story at every dinner, word for word?
- Would you still love me if I always forgot where I parked, even in our own driveway?
- Would you still love me if I started every movie and fell asleep in the first ten minutes?
- Would you still love me if I mixed up the salt and sugar in our pancakes?
- Would you still love me if I filled the freezer with ice pops and nothing else?
- Would you still love me if I hid the remote somewhere new every evening without meaning to?
- Would you still love me if I rearranged the kitchen while you were out and forgot where everything went?
- Would you still love me if I took all the blankets every night and rolled up like a burrito?
- Would you still love me if I talked through every movie with my own theories about the ending?
- Would you still love me if I tracked mud into the house after every single walk?
Frequently asked questions
How many would you still love me if questions are there?
There are 100 questions, 20 in each of five categories: turned into something, strange habits, wild life changes, odd talents and fame, and little everyday chaos. The cards and the list on this page use the same set.
Where does the worm question come from?
It spread as an online trend: one partner asks “would you still love me if I was a worm?” without warning and the other answers on the spot. The worm card is in this deck too, as the first card of Turned into something.
Can we make up our own questions?
Yes, and it is a good way to end a round. Once a few cards have warmed you up, each of you invents one more and asks it out loud.
Is it too soon to ask if we only started dating?
Swap “love” for “like” and every card still works. The questions ask about imagination, not about where the relationship is heading.